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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.
 "Ishould be in charge," said the brain, "BecauseI run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "BecauseI circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"Because I process food and give all of you energy."
 "Ishould be in charge," said thelegs, "because I carry thebody wherever it needs to go."
 "Ishould be in charge," said the eyes, "Because Iallow the body to see where it goes."
 "Ishould be in charge," said the rectum, "BecauseI'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legsgot wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the bloodwas toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
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The Moral of the story?
Even though others do all the work...
An asshole is usually in charge of the affairs
If you don't send this to at least 4 people....
Who gives a Poop !
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